Sunday, November 15, 2009

My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

My friend is quite lovely, but very very idiotic, she can't even read text properly. She will only eat her lunch on a spinny chair and will play her guitar from 3am till 6am at any sleepover. She has a tendency to walk around on stilts to make herself taller and every assembely she sings "I'm too sexy" and everyone stares at her. She thinks human beings dance for water in France and she sees people who are not there (like my friend who is on the german exchange). She is convinced Harry Potter was written in the 17th century and thinks eggs taste like our friend Emily's hair. What should I do? Also she likes to eat pickled onions in the bath- which she tells us everyday!



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

Either you have a VERY vivid imagination, or you have a very interesting friend. At least life will never be dull with a friend like that. If it embarrasses you to hang around her, stop hanging around her. If this is not the issue - enjoy her! There are few people around with the childlike outlook on life that your friend seems to have.



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

Just enjoy your quirky friend...you'll never be bored!



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

TELL them they r acting like a idiot



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

wowo your friend is seroiusly weired well wht you should do is to wack her when she dos some thing stupid thats wht i do to my friends



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

jus tell her that u r quite idiotic in many ways....then see wat she says...or go to a counsler...



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

well i think dont hang out with her for one day and then if she ask why tell her your making your self into and idiot and maybe you can help outbut see more answers first kk



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

she is eccentric not idiotic. maybe even a little schizophrenic. love her for her and don't try to change her. how many people try to fit a certain social mold set by society?? she doesn't!!! love her for that alone!!!!



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

You'll never be bored around her, she's the star of entertainment.



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

lol love her she mite get back to a normal being



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

I love people like that! Stay around her as long as you can. Most people are dull boring and stupid.



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

Dont get irritated. You have some thing always to laugh at with her. Had I been in your place I would have enjoyed it. Be good to her. May be she expects to be treated like a child.



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

give your friend a chance if you a true friend guide her not tell about her.



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

make me yours friend simple. mrugen007@gmail.com

Biology question please help! no BS please?

2. _________________ is a process of making food from sunlight, carbon dioxide and water.



_________________ are living things that must ingest or absorb their food. They can not make food internally.



4._________________are the type of cells that do not contain a nucleus or membrane bound organelles like mitochondria. They only exist in single celled organisms. ONLY bacteria contain this type of cell.



5._______________ are the type of cells that contain a nucleus and membrane bound organelles like mitochondria. Protist, Fungus, Plant and Animals all have this type of cell.



6.Plant cells have a _________________ for protection and _______________for photosynthesis. Animal cells do not contain these things.



7._______________ are organelles (or cell parts) used for helping make proteins.



8._______________ are organelles that make energy for the cell.



9.The _______________is the area of the cell that contains the DNA.



10.The _____________________ is a series of folded membranes used for transportation in the cell. There are two types. The smooth type helps to make lipids (fats) for the cell and the rough type contains ribosomes for making proteins.



11.___________________ is the semi-liquid substance that separates all the organelles inside the cell. It is also the area where a lot of chemical reactions in the cell take place.



12.__________________ are storage organelles. The plant cell has one large one that can take up about 2/3 or the volume of the cell.



13.A ______________is a semi-rigid structure made out of sugar. It is located outside the cell membrane. It helps protect the cell.



14.The __________________ is also called a plasma membrane. ALL cells contain this part. It controls what substances come into and out of the cell.



15.__________________ are organelles that store chlorophyll and other pigments used in photosynthesis.



16.__________________ are organelles that modify, store and transport proteins as the cell needs them.



17.___________________are digestive organelles. They contain enzymes that break down waste in the cell. White blood cells in animals have a lot of these organelles.



18.________________ are proteins that are used in chemical processes throughout the cell. These special proteins run the metabolism of living things. Without them, the chemical processes in living things would be ciaos.



19._________________is the movement of a substance from an area where there is more of the substance to an area where there is less of the substance. It does NOT require any energy. Osmosis is a type. Osmosis is a term used when the substance being transported is water.



20.___________________ is the cellular movement of a substance that requires the use of energy.



21.___________________is the cellular movement of a substance that does NOT require energy.



22._____________________ is the way cells make energy. There are two types Aerobic (requires oxygen) and Anaerobic (no oxygen present). Aerobic makes the most energy!



23._____________________is the process of dividing regular body cells. If a starfish looses a ray (limb) then this will regenerate it.



24.____________________is the process of cell division that produces sperm, eggs or spores. The amount of DNA in the new cells is half the amount in the parent cell.



25.The cell cycle is the life cycle of a cell. 90% of the cell cycle is spent in _________________. The other 10% of the cell cycle is spent in mitosis.



26.The four phases of mitosis (in order) are ____________, _______________, ______________ and __________________. List a general description of what happens in each phase.



27.________________ is the genetic material that contains information for making proteins.



28.Scientists James Watson and Francis Crick discovered that DNA is in the shape of a ________________ ______________. Another description is a twisted ladder.



29.Before mitosis occurs DNA forms into chromosomes. In a human there are ______ chromosomes or ______ pairs.



30.A _________________ is a picture of chromosomes. Doctors or scientist arrange the chromosomes into like pairs. The last pair is the sex chromosomes. This picture can show the sex of the person. Male閳ユ獨 last pair look like ______ and female閳ユ獨 last pair look like _______.



31._________________ is a genetic disorder where the individual has an extra chromosome that is similar to the chromosomes in the 21st pair. The individual is mentally retarded and sterile (unable to reproduce).



32.Gregor Mendel discovered the laws of dominance and recessiveness. A ______________gene will 閳ユ笗ask over閳?or 閳ユ笝ver shadow閳?the outcome of a _______________ gene.



33.______________ dominance is a phenomenon where the combination of a dominant and a recessive gene forms an intermediate outcome. For example, Red color in some flowers is dominant and white color is recessive. If a flower has two red genes then the flower is red, if it has two white genes then the flower is white, but if the flower has one red and one white, the offspring is pink.



34._________________is a term used to express the actual DNA make up of the gene. In the study of genetics we use letters to represent this. Capital letters represent dominant genes and lower case letters represent recessive genes. An example could be TT, Tt or tt.



35. ____________________ is a term used to express the appearance the gene causes. Tallness in pea plants is an example. Hair color is another example.



36._________________is a term used to describe two genes (sometimes called alleles) that are alike. For example in some tall pea plants it would be 閳ユ翻T閳?or short pea plants 閳ユ涪t閳? Notice the letters are the same!



37._________________ is a term used to describe two genes that are different. For example 閳ユ翻t閳?in tall pea plants. Notice the letters are different. Because there is one dominant gene (閳ユ翻閳? the plant will be tall b



Biology question please help! no BS please?

Ok, ok. Ol楹?Etienne will do your homework



1. photosyntesis



2. Heterotrophs



3. Prokaryotes



4. Eukaryotes



5.cell wall



6. chloroplast



7. ribosomes



8. mithocondria



9. nucleus



10. endoplasmic reticulum



11. cytosol



12. vacuolae



13. Dunno. Think could be a great lot of things



14. Cell membrane?



15. Chloroplast



16. I think its endoplasmic reticulii again



17. Lysosomes



18. Enzymes



19. Difussion



20. Active transport



21. Passive transport



22. Glycolysis



23. Mitosis



24. Meiosis



25. Somatic



26. Prophase, Metaphase, Anaphase, Telophase



27. DNA



28. double helix



29. 24, 48



30. Cariotype, XY, XX



31. Down syndrome or mongoloid syndrome (both are the same)



32. Dominant, recessive



33. Partial or incomplete



34. Genotype, or it could be code



35. Phenotype



36. Homozygous



37. Heterozygous



Biology question please help! no BS please?

I get the feeling that you want us to do your homework for you.



The first one is photosynthesis.



Biology question please help! no BS please?

i know one is photosynthesis



animals?



amoeba?



Biology question please help! no BS please?

just type half the words in google search engine . u'll get the results . but evn tho i'm looking at google , i have to say i'm still guessing the right answer .



2.photosynthesis



3.microbes



4.fuel cell



5.eukaryotes



oh my



even i'm feeling bored to do this . i don't blame ya



Biology question please help! no BS please?

4. is Prokaryotes



5. is Eukaryotes



6. a. cell wall b. chloroplasts



There I'll answer those for you, but the rest you need to find out on your own.



(links below talk about organelles which are the answers to 7-17)



http://biology.clc.uc.edu/courses/bio104...



http://www.cellsalive.com/cells/cell_mod...



and just for kicks



20.)active transport



21.)passive transport



23.)mitosis



24.)meiosis



26.) a.) prophase, b.) metaphase, c.) anaphase, d.)telophase



28.) double helix



29.) a.) 46 b.) 23



32. a.) dominate b.) recessive



33. is "co-" ...(not sure about that one)



34. genotype



35. phenotype



36. homozygous



37. heterozygous



(sorry couldn't help myself, had to anwer them, but I really shouldn't answer anymore you wont learn anything if I jsut give you all the answers.)



okay good-luck



Biology question please help! no BS please?

4. prokaryotes



5 eukaryotes



7 ribosomes



8 mitochondria



9 nucleus



10 endoplasmic reticulum or smooth or rough ER



11 cytoplasm



12 vacuoles?



13 cell wall



15 chlorplast



16 rough ER



17 lysosome



18 enzymes



19 diffusion



20 active transport



21 facultative transport



22 anabolic metabolism



23



24 meiosis



25



27 genes



28 double helix



29 46 23 pairs



30



Biology question please help! no BS please?

You said, "Question." not plural, so try this , since it seems to have been overlooked.... 26.) Prophase, Metaphase,Anaphase, and.......Telophase. I will let you do the short description(s). PMAT is a good anagram to remember.....



Biology question please help! no BS please?

your kidding right? haha. i'll answer what i can.



2. photosynthesis, animals



4. prokaryotes



5. Eukaryotes



6. cell wall, chloroplasts



7. ribosomes



8. mitochondria



9. nucleus



10. Endoplasmic reticulum



11. cytoplasm



12. vacuoles?



13. Cell wall



14. cell membrane/cytoplasmic membrane



15. chloroplasts



16. golgi apparatus



17. lysosomes



18. enzymes



19. diffusion



20. active transport



21. passive transport



22. Cellular respiration



23. mitosis



24. meiosis



25. interphase



26. Prophase, mitosis, anaphase, telophase



27. DNA



28. double helix



29. 46, 23 pairs



30. Genetic map, XY, XX



31. don't know



32. dominant, offspring



33. don't know



34. chromosomes?



35. phenotype



36. homozygous



37. heterozygous



Biology question please help! no BS please?

2.Photosynthesis



Heterotrophs



4.prokaryotes



5.eukaryote



6 cell wall;chloroplast



7.Ribosomes



8.Mitochondria



9.Nucleus



10.Endoplasmic reticulum



11.cytoplasm



12.Vacuole



13.Glycocalyx



14.Cell membrane



15.Chloroplast



16.Endoplasmic reticulum



17.lysosomes



18.Enzymes



19.Diffusion



20.Active transport



21.Passive transport



22.Cellular respiration



23.Mitosis



24.Meiosis



25.interphase



26.prophase;metaphase;anaphase;telopha...



27.DNA



28.Double helix



29.46;23



30.karyotype;xy;xx



31.Down syndrome



32.Dominant;recessive



33.incomplete



34.genotype



35.phenotype



36.homozygous



37.heterozygous



hope it helps!



Biology question please help! no BS please?

I would help you but it seem as though your just taking advantage. anyways if its to save your house you should hurry and start looking those definitions up. happy hunting

No serious answers please?

i have got to go and have neurosurgery soon, my hair will be shaved and i will have some big wounds from the middle of my forehead down the side of my neck on both sides. so when people ask me what has happened and they will as that is just human nature what good story can i make up to put a smile on their face !!!!! (and mine )



No serious answers please?

My scars? Gee, thanks for asking - remember when your mom would lecture you as a kid to NEVER stick your head out of the window of a moving car? Well, I must've missed that lecture.



No serious answers please?

Tell them you got one of those new brain implants and now you are at the genius level. Good luck with your surgery....we will pray for you.



No serious answers please?

You went on a date with Jason?



No serious answers please?

you were at you desk when a bear knocked down the door and attacked you



No serious answers please?

Chainsaw juggling accident



No serious answers please?

say u was chillin with frankein stein and he thought the new do would be perfect for ya, and ask them what they think



No serious answers please?

freak roll-playing accident. tell them that you got a bit carried away in your *imagined* fight with some mythical creature.



No serious answers please?

Bad hair day



No serious answers please?

say you are sick, and had to have neurosurgury and had to get your hair shaved. That should put a smile on their face.



No serious answers please?

Tell them your an android and they havent quite finished you off yet.



No serious answers please?

say you were ice skating and you fell into the pond and a shark freaking bit you on the head. and you wrestled him and you had to get some stitches but come on... you kicked the sharks asssssssss



No serious answers please?

I hope you are not serious. If you are just say you have a bad hairdresser.



No serious answers please?

Tell them that you were ambushed by a bunch of bunny rabbits who were obsessed with cutting and shaving people's hair rotflmao.



No serious answers please?

Hair replacement gone bad. Prayers for you.



No serious answers please?

thats a good question because serious is NOT my middle name ha ha



No serious answers please?

You got your head stuck in a giant zip! At a theme park full of giant stuff! Good luck hun!



No serious answers please?

You were in the last George Romero movie and decided you liked the look.



Good luck!



No serious answers please?

Tell them you were auditiong for Steve Erwins old job and your audition consisted of jumping off a boat onto a live alligator in the middle of a swamp in Australia and when you jumped off, you hit your head on the boat and the gator got you. By the time they pulled you out, you were missing alot of skin, so since the gator took it, they took some of his and they dont have hair! FIERCE WORRIER!



No serious answers please?

Tell them you auditioned for a part in the new Frankenstein movie and they screwed up putting the bolts in.



No serious answers please?

say you wern't happy with your first face so you have been and got a new one. ask them if they like it or should you have got a prettier one....



i meant to say. good luck....



No serious answers please?

"Let's just say those six Ninjas will think twice next time."



Godspeed.



No serious answers please?

How about - I had a bad face lift. Do you think I should sue?



Side suggestion for before. My girlfriend just had major surgery. The day before she got a shiny pedicure with rhinestones. She said if she was leaving with a toe tag it would have an awesome toe.



No serious answers please?

Your cack handed husband was trying to give you a Brazilian



No serious answers please?

If they ask you respond: Thank you, I feel great and you?



Change subject and they will never ask again. Been there, done that!! I wish you all the best and maybe, it's time for those bandanas hidden in your closet??



Be always safe, I will pray for you!!



No serious answers please?

I'm not sure how to answer your question to make you smile, but I pray and hope everything turns out well. When is the operation? Take care.



No serious answers please?

You could always say Frankenstein has asked me to be his



Bride ! Good luck anyway



No serious answers please?

Tell them you are applying for Dawn Of The Dead:The Musical



No serious answers please?

you were a volunteer from the audience in a magic show and the magician tried to saw you in half and was unsuccessful.



No serious answers please?

Tell them you got your head stuck in the raillings and they didn`t want to damage them, so they cut your head out instead.



No serious answers please?

Abducted by aliens who performed tests on you.



No serious answers please?

tell people to suck your p ussy

In Order Of Stupidity...?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.



On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).



On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?



On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???.....)



On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).



On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!



On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding - "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????....)



On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?



On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)



On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness..." (and...I'm taking this because???....)



On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?



On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)



On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)



On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)



On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)



On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)



In Order Of Stupidity...?

hahaha omg that was hilarious



thanx for the laugh xD



and here's a star



In Order Of Stupidity...?

LOL!!!!!!!!! This is so true! and very funny! Star worthy joke!



In Order Of Stupidity...?

I wish I had seen the last one sooner. Now my husband and I won't be able to have any more children....



In Order Of Stupidity...?

i loveyou this brightened my day!!!!!



In Order Of Stupidity...?

Liked the warnings. Loved your comments!



In Order Of Stupidity...?

OMG LOL! STARRR!!!



In Order Of Stupidity...?

on a matress: Do NOT attempt to swallow.



:P



In Order Of Stupidity...?

lol



hilarious



i loved it!!!!



keep it up



In Order Of Stupidity...?

not all of them were funny so how about u go back on the internet and find some different ones.



p.s. kiss ***



In Order Of Stupidity...?

LIke it!!!!!!! :)



In Order Of Stupidity...?

HAHAhhahah your comments made them even funnier!! Love the Christmas lights and Superman one! Your comments on all of them are hilarious! And I love nana4dakids's answer!! haha *starred*



In Order Of Stupidity...?

lol..thats so funny



specially the last 2..they made me laugh hard..



In Order Of Stupidity...?

cool



In Order Of Stupidity...?

Very good!



In Order Of Stupidity...?

omg funny I use a chainsaw at work never thought about stopping it like that lmao



thanks for sharing star for you



In Order Of Stupidity...?

Haha loved these!



The superman one was great. There was this kid at my primary school who broke his leg attempting to fly - he jumped of a garage that luckily for him wasn't very high (he wasn't the smartest person i've ever known), i don't think he was wearing the costume though so that might be why he didn't know about the warning!



In Order Of Stupidity...?

I once got some prescription suppositories from the pharmacy. The label said "Take orally"!



True story.



In Order Of Stupidity...?

those labels can really come in hand when....oh lets face it, whoever needs to read instructions on a pakcet of nuts has issues...unless they are bored....like i do....WHEN IM BORED.



In Order Of Stupidity...?

very good

My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

My friend is quite lovely, but very very idiotic, she can't even read text properly. She will only eat her lunch on a spinny chair and will play her guitar from 3am till 6am at any sleepover. She has a tendency to walk around on stilts to make herself taller and every assembely she sings "I'm too sexy" and everyone stares at her. She thinks human beings dance for water in France and she sees people who are not there (like my friend who is on the german exchange). She is convinced Harry Potter was written in the 17th century and thinks eggs taste like our friend Emily's hair. What should I do? Also she likes to eat pickled onions in the bath- which she tells us everyday!



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

Either you have a VERY vivid imagination, or you have a very interesting friend. At least life will never be dull with a friend like that. If it embarrasses you to hang around her, stop hanging around her. If this is not the issue - enjoy her! There are few people around with the childlike outlook on life that your friend seems to have.



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

Just enjoy your quirky friend...you'll never be bored!



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

TELL them they r acting like a idiot



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

wowo your friend is seroiusly weired well wht you should do is to wack her when she dos some thing stupid thats wht i do to my friends



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

jus tell her that u r quite idiotic in many ways....then see wat she says...or go to a counsler...



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

well i think dont hang out with her for one day and then if she ask why tell her your making your self into and idiot and maybe you can help outbut see more answers first kk



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

she is eccentric not idiotic. maybe even a little schizophrenic. love her for her and don't try to change her. how many people try to fit a certain social mold set by society?? she doesn't!!! love her for that alone!!!!



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

You'll never be bored around her, she's the star of entertainment.



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

lol love her she mite get back to a normal being



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

I love people like that! Stay around her as long as you can. Most people are dull boring and stupid.



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

Dont get irritated. You have some thing always to laugh at with her. Had I been in your place I would have enjoyed it. Be good to her. May be she expects to be treated like a child.



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

give your friend a chance if you a true friend guide her not tell about her.



My friend is quite idiotic, what should I do?

make me yours friend simple. mrugen007@gmail.com

Consumer Labels???

Consumer Labels



In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods that can be found today being sold in stores nationwide:



1. On Sears hairdryer:



"Do not use while sleeping."



(But..., that's the only time I have to work on my hair)



2. On a bar of Dial soap:



"Directions: Use like regular soap."



(And that would be how. . . ?)



3. On some Swanson frozen dinners:



"Serving suggestions: Defrost."



(But it's "just" a suggestion)



4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):



"Do not turn upside down."



(Oops, too late!)



5. On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding:



"Product will be hot after heating."



(Hmm . . . .)



6. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:



"Do not iron clothes on body."



(But wouldn't this save even more time?)



7. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:



"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this



medication."



(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents



if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those



forklifts.)



8. On Nytol Sleep Aid:



"Warning: May cause drowsiness."



(One would hope)



9. On most brands of Christmas lights:



"For indoor or outdoor use only."



(As opposed to underwater?)



10. On a Japanese food processor:



"Not to be used for the other use."



(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)



11. On Sainsbury's peanuts:



"Warning: Contains nuts."



(NEWS FLASH)



12. On a child's Superman costume:



"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."



(I don't blame the company, I blame parents for this one.)



13. On a Swedish chain saw:



"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."



(Was there a chance of this happening somewhere? . . . Good grief!)



14. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:



"Do not use on food."



(Hey, Mom, we're out of syrup! It's OK, honey, just grab the Palmolive!



Consumer Labels???

So so funny, I'm dying here. My co-worker said I should shut up, but I just can't!!! ****STAR**** for YOU friend of mine!!



Consumer Labels???

lol...i'll be getting fired for laughing to louc at work....10/10 and a start for you...here's a joke as a thanks



Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays



(actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms)



Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.



His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.



She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.



The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.



McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.



Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.



Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.



Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.



He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.



The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.



Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.



The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr. Pepper can.



They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.



John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.



The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.



The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.



He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River .



Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one tat had been left out so long it had rusted shut.



The door had been forced, as forced as the dialogue during the interview portion of "Jeopardy!"



Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.



The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.



The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.



"Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night.



He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.



Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter."



She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.



It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before.



The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Tex.) in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Rep. Henry Hyde (R-Ill.) in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on the impeachment of President William Jefferson Clinton.



The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.



The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.



The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric fan set on medium.



It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.



He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.



She was as easy as the "TV Guide" crossword.



Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.



She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.



She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.



Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a first-generation thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightened.



It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.



Every minute without you feels like 60 seconds.



The horizon swallowed the setting sun like a dog sucking an egg, but not quite.



CHeeRioS



Consumer Labels???

Hahaha! Awesome! (: I've heard of some others like that:



On an American Airlines packet of nuts:



Instructions - open packet, eat nuts.



Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer:



Do not eat toner.



Consumer Labels???

9. On most brands of Christmas lights:



"For indoor or outdoor use only."



(As opposed to underwater?)



i loved that comment rofl



Consumer Labels???

They have to do that because so many people are sue happy. Remember the woman who sued McDonalds because her coffee was hot and she spilled it.



Consumer Labels???

that's just funny.



Consumer Labels???

whats the world comming to these days? Its full of blondes!!!!!

I just thought this was really funny...?

In Honor of Stupid People . . .



In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on



consumer goods.



On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --



'Do not turn upside down.'



(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)



On Sainsbury's peanuts --



'Warning: contains nuts.'



(talk about a news flash)



On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --



'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking



this medication.'



(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we



could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)



On Marks %26amp;Spencer Bread Pudding --



'Product will be hot after heating.'



(...and you thought????...)



On a Sears hairdryer --



Do not use while sleeping.



(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)



On a bag of Fritos --



You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.



Details inside.



(the shoplifter special?)



I just thought this was really funny...?

That cough medicine one made me smile=]



How about these?



On a children's stroller-- 'Remove child before folding'



On a children's scooter-- 'This product moves when used'



On a can of self defense pepper spray-- 'May cause eye irritation'



On a package of fireplace logs-- 'Cautio: May cause fire'



I just thought this was really funny...?

lol



I just thought this was really funny...?

Funny, but what it probably means is that each of those companies faced a lawsuit of some ridiculous sort - like somebody suing the peanut company when their kid with a peanut allergy had a reaction!



Another of my favorites is those little bags of silica gel that come with most electical devices to absorb moisture. Without fail there is always a warning on the bag that says, "Do not eat"! I can't imagine anyone smart enough to read the warning, being stupid enough to actually EAT the stuff!



I just thought this was really funny...?

haha...lol...funny.



I just thought this was really funny...?

lol that served as a great laugh while i sit here in computer science doing nothing



I just thought this was really funny...?

Hi dOrA,



Hahahahaha... Yes how stupid do they think we are!!! They are dummies and not as smart as hat pin... You earn a Star My Friend.. Lol



A Friend,



poppy1



I just thought this was really funny...?

Yes, it's funny.



I just thought this was really funny...?

Hihihi, just in case you might say.



Sheesh, what a load of useless information about products on a row.



You could write on a shower



"When in use, you might get wet"



Just to take all surprises away.

Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

Ok, Ive had it with cloth sofas and dog hair. I was wondering if I bought a leather set would it be easier to keep clean? My dogs are not allowed on the couches but, you know they get up there when no human is home. My dogs range from 209 to 9 lbs. Do you think trimmed nails would be a problem? Anyone else ever try this?



Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

I have 5 Great Danes.



Leather is the only way to go, however, being 'leather' it doesn't take long for one of them to decide they are OK to chew on. It is incredible how fast a leather couch can disappear with a big dog. None of our dogs have been big chewers, even as puppies. All are crate trained and put away if we are gone for any length of time.



Our last couch was fine for months. When I jumped in the shower one day and came back out the couch was destroyed. I don't even know which one did it, but I have my suspicions. We never had that problem with a cloth couch. We stopped using cloth because of dog smell and hair.



We keep our dogs nails dremmled so we have not had that problem of scratching.



Leather is really easy to clean. Also with cloth furniture, when you are used to your own dogs, you don't notice how much your house smells like dog because the dog that is not allowed on the furniture get on there when you are not looking. Your guests notice.



With indoor dogs, leather furniture if possible, no carpet if possible. The house is easier to clean and will always smell better.



Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

Good morning :)



My girl is sleeping next to me on a leather sofa right now :)



What I dislike is that when she is wet, staying on a leather doesn't help with her skin problems, so I have to watch it.



Have a great day!



P.S. She is a large dog.



Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

Alright, no leather sofa here, but my van has a leather interior and I can say I have found that much easier to clean than fabric. You can wipe/brush away hair on leather, where fabric I swear it bonds with it! So I would think leather would be much easier. I think freshly trimmed nails "could" leave "scratches" but if you are using a dremmel to sand down the rough fresh cut edges, it should be fine.



Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

I have a Leather Couch and Chair in the family room. Same thing, the dogs aren't "Allowed" on the couch, but the older one will sneak up if he knows nobody is watching and the young one occasionally has what we call "The Aussie Spaz" moment where he'll jump up.



They're a LOT easier to clean, but they do scratch....



Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

I LOVE my leather sofa. I have 2 dogs, a shih tzu and an english mastiff, and while my big guy doesn't get up on the couch, you know his hair and slobber get everywhere! The leather is SO much easier to clean. We have some leather wipes that we just wipe it down with and it stays beautiful and I dont have to worry about stains or smells on the sofa. I wouldn't even buy cloth again.



Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

There is people furniture, and there is pet furniture.



Do you let your pet onto your bed?



If so, you fail to see the relevance of the statement above.



Love can be shared without sacrificing comfort, you just need to set boundaries. Otherwise, you must accept the challenges you will face (either the hair, the slobber, or the damaged furniture).



Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

My dogs range from 60 pounds to 8 pounds! I had the same problem, and the aussie left so much hair in the furniture it took me hours to get it out! We finally went and got leather for the family room, and it is wonderful! If you get a good quality thick leather, you don't even get nail scratches! And the hair just falls off. I will never go back to fabric again!



Stains are easy to wipe off as well.



Next we need to talk about carpet...



Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

As long as you get a good leather it should be fine, I have a German Shepherd, who isn't allowed on the furniture, but is very pawy when he wants attention! He hasn't even scratched it.



As for chewing there is a spray you can get that dogs don't like the scent of, so it should stop them. I think one is called Johnsons Anti-Chew



They are also very easy to clean!



Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

I don't have leather furniture....but a friend of mine does. She has two big dogs..a lab and a golden. I think you will like the leather furniture better because it is easier to clean (however, I wouldn't get a light color...my friend used to have creme colored leather furniture and it got pretty dirty looking...now she has brown leather furniture) I think the nails could be a problem scratching the leather....maybe grinding the nails could help with the sharpness? Anyway....Good luck with what you decide.....I have a cloth couch too.....but I just make sure a blanket is over it at all times...my dogs always get on the couch!



Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

We currently have 3 dogs - 1 pointer mix, 1 pom and 1 dachshund AND leather furniture. When we are in the room with them, they are all sweet little darlings who behave perfectly. When we are NOT in the room, they "dig" on the furniture, lick and slobber all over it and as a result they have split 3 seams on the cushions (and trust me when I tell you this was so definitely NOT cheap furniture). The licking and slobbering leaves nasty stains and I have not even mentioned the hair. Yes, on the surface it is easier to clean the hair off and most of the "yuk" comes off with leather cleaner so you get the appearance of clean furniture. But, when you take the cushions off you will find a big blanket of doggie hair that is so hard to clean off, it gets down in all the crevices and ... well, you get the picture. The fact is - no matter what furniture you have, you are going to have a bit of a mess with dogs. It's a fact of life for those of us who can't live without the little buggers :-)



Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

After our family room got extended, we went out and bought a leather sofa and chairs. I have a weim, a french mastiff, and that god awful shihtzu I can't pay anyone to take off my hands. We do have to blockade the area cause the weim is very shifty and in her old age has a little bit of a urine dribbling problem. I went to far as to get the more rustic looking stuff so the scratches wouldn't be so evident (just part of the patina dear) and I must say, the stuff has held up much better than the old cloth garbage- mastiff spit cleans right off, doesn't have that dingy discoloration across the areas where the dogs lean against it, etc. Probably smells like dogs but definitely doesn't suck up odor like the old stuff.



Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

It is actully sappost to be the best kind of furniture for pet owners! easest to clean and easest for hair removale good choice and good luck!



Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

Ok I have a load of dogs mine now range from 7weeks - 6 yrs and about 10 lbs to 180 I have a leather sofa set and I think it is great because it is easy to clean as for the nails when I trim thier nails I have learnt to soften the cut area with a nail file this stops them from cutting in to any furniture



No my dogs are not "Allowed" on the couch but as you know you can not watch 24/7 so yes when they get excited sometimes I will catch a puppy or two on the couch LOL



GOOD LUCK



Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

Don't do leather. That was the biggest mistake I have ever made. I bought a "scratch resistant" sofa set and scratchless, my rear end. The dogs manage to scratch it quite easily.



I bought a Microsuede set for the living room, and that is 9000 times better. It doesn't stain, doesn't scratch and any hair vacuums up very quickly, much quicker and easier than vacuuming cloth, and you still have to vacuum leather as well because the hair gets in the nooks and crannies, so it is just as fast a clean up as leather. We tested the stain resistant quality of the microsuede by pooring coffe on it and it wiped right up. It didn't even look wet! I would go Microsuede before leather.



Oh, and microsuede is not near as expensive, so that is a bonus. I spent a fortune on my leather furniture and my microsuede was half the price.



Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

I have cloth, my ex has leather. I gave him a rescue pit bull (10 mo). . . . the dog LOVED the couch.... the cushions were delicious....



his nails showed scratching, and drool shows up...doesn't come out...



Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

I don't, but I know people who do have very thick leather couches / chairs etc. It stands up very well.



Anyone have leather furniture and a large dog?

I've got a greyhound (34kg - I think that's 75lbs) and a leather sofa.



Easier to keep clean? Yes, although we've had the sofa longer than we've had the dog, so I couldn't compare with a non-leather sofa for definite - ie what you'd be losing by changing from a fabric one.



There are scratch-marks on the sofa and they are very visible. As long as you're happy to put up with that, they're great. The leather one certainly holds less dust than a fabric one, and we don't have problems with hair on the sofa. On the carpet is another story...

Orphaning a rat pup - help?

I got a rat pup that's about 12 days old? He's got all of his hair and markings. His eyes are not open but his ears are I think.. Not sure. Anyways, I got him today, and got the recommended human baby formula and a syringe with a rubber tube .. He was kneading me quite a bit, and accepted the formula but only took a little, not nearly enough to fill his stomach. It was warm and I tried a couple different techniques but he hasn't taken any more. How long can a pup go without food before they die? I know you're supposed to feed them every 2 hours, and then 4 hours when their eyes are open.. Right? Any information will help. Thanks.



Orphaning a rat pup - help?

These are the best articles that we rat-keepers have for raising orphaned rats and mice. These articles apply to both wild and domestic rodents.



http://www.ratfanclub.org/orphans.html



http://www.afrma.org/rminfo8.htm



http://mouseranch.com/FYI/orphans.shtml



The only experience I had in trying to raise rat pups was a single pup born to a mother who had an emergency spay due to pyometra. Bingo only survived 3 days with this attempt.



In two more days your baby will have his eyes open and he will start eating solid food. He is a very lucky little guy to be of this age when you got him. The older a pup is the more likely he will survive hand-raising.



Do the best you can by following these articles. When he starts on the solid food I would go to infant cereal to start him off.



Edit:



The source of the information provided by one of the answerers here was not revealed in the answer. Her answer was copied and pasted in it's entirety from



http://www.rmca.org/Articles/orphans.htm



Another good source to help you raise your baby.



Edit: It's Sunday! Have his eyes opened yet?



spazrats



"my life has gone to the Rats"



Orphaning a rat pup - help?

Well......If you take care of him like your ow n he might grow until old age



Orphaning a rat pup - help?

REHYDRATING SOLUTION - Lactated Ringers Solution from a vet or Pedialyte, a rehydrating solution for human infants found in the infant section of your local grocery store. Note that Pedialyte is only good for 24 hours after opened. Lactated Ringers solution is a better choice as it has an expiration date of six months after opening. Hint: Pedialyte can be placed in ice cube trays and frozen. The frozen cubes can then be placed in a freezer bag with the air removed. Then you can take out a cube and thaw it at room temperature as needed. Do not microwave the cubes as the solution is altered by high heat.



SYRINGE - 1cc syringe from a vet or mail order. It is preferable to have some catac nipples which fit on the tip of the syringe.



HEATING PAD



BEDDING - Soft material such as old T-shirts, baby receiving blankets, flannel, or any other cloth that will not allow their little toenails to get caught. For a single baby, a small stuffed animal will provide extra security.



ESBILAC PUPPY MILK REPLACEMENT - The powder form, not the liquid. It is manufactured by Pet-Ag and can be obtained from a pet store, veterinarian, or by mail order.



DISTILLED WATER - If the quality of your tap water is not good or you are on well water.



GRAM SCALE - It is very important not to overfeed the babies and you need to know their weight in grams to accomplish this.



WHAT TO DO



Examine the baby for any wounds. If the baby has been caught by a cat, you need to get it to an exotic vet immediately. It needs to be put on an antibiotic (amoxicillin is good) as per the vet's instructions. After antibiotic treatment is finished, replenish lost gut flora with yogurt, Lactobacillus capsules/granules, or Bene-bac (made by Pet-Ag) which can be obtained from a vet or through mail order. A cat's saliva is lethal to birds and small mammals if left untreated.



Baby ADA



Photo by Grove Pashley



Baby Ada Stimulate the baby to go to the bathroom. It cannot go on its own. The mother would lick their private parts to stimulate them. Use a cotton ball (or your finger) dipped in warm water and lightly and quickly brush over their private parts. If the baby is dehydrated, it may not urinate.



If the baby has no fur or its eyes are closed, the housing must be placed on a heating pad set on LOW. Put its housing half on and half off of the heating pad. Place soft snuggly bedding in the bottom and put the baby in, then add more bedding to cover the baby. Place a cover over the housing so the heat doesn't escape. The baby must be warmed up before it will drink. Added heat would also benefit a stressed baby or a baby in shock. (ED. NOTE: Be careful not to overheat the baby, as that may also cause dehydration which could lead to death.) The babies digestive system must be given a rest before introducing it to the new formula. An added benefit is that it will be rehydrated if needed. For the first 24 hours (or at least 12 hours, depending on the condition of the baby) feed Lactated Ringers Solution or Pedialyte. Warm it as you would the formula (see below).



Weigh the baby. Divide the weight by two to get the number of ccs to feed. For example, if the baby weighs 6 grams, you will feed .3 cc. If the baby weighs 7.7 grams, you will feed .38 cc. Continue to weigh daily and keep records. A decrease in weight may occur until the baby is established on the formula. After that, there should be a steady increase in weight.



Mix the powdered Esbilac according to the label instructions (1 part powder to 2 parts water). When first introducing the formula, do it slowly so the little body gets used to the change. Watch for bloat. This is a digestive problem where the stomach fills with gas and is very painful. If bloat occurs, place the baby, belly down on a heating pad and massage by taking index finger and thumb and placing on both sides just below the rib cage. Gently but firmly push in and back. Keep doing this for as long as you can. Also, try the homeopathic remedy listed below. Slowly introduce Esbilac by taking 1/4 part mixed Esbilac and dilute with 3/4 parts water for a few feedings. Watch for diarrhea. If none, then take 1/2 part mixed Esbilac and dilute with 1/2 parts water for a few feedings. Watch for diarrhea. If none, then take 3/4 part mixed Esbilac and dilute with 1/4 parts water for a few feedings. Again, watch for diarrhea. If still none, then give mixed Esbilac full strength. If diarrhea occurs, then remain on the current strength and wait until it becomes normal again. If it doesn't, you need to administer some medicine (see below). Warm formula by placing it in the syringe and allowing the syringe to sit in a cup of hot tap water for a few minutes. Once the baby is established on formula, a normal stool will be mustard yellow in color. If it is not, there may be a problem. If the stool continues to look abnormal for 24 hours, take the baby to an exotics vet and have the stool checked for parasites. There may also be other problems. Remember to stimulate after every feeding. If they act fussy eating, them stimulate before as well. The baby will let you know what it wants.



FEEDING



Note: If you are pulling babies from a large litter where there are too many babies for the mother to handle, allow the babies to receive the mothers milk for the first 48 hours. This milk is called Colostrum which contains natural antibodies from the mother used to build up the baby's immune system. If need be, remove some of the babies, keeping them on heat and allow some to nurse, and then switch.



AGE



# DAILY FEEDINGS



FREQUENCY



0 - 1 week



6 - 8



1 to 2-1/2 hours



+1 night



1 - 2 weeks



5 - 6



3 to 4 hours



+ night



2 - 3 weeks



4



4 to 5 hours



(no night)



4 weeks



3



Can add a few pinches of crushed rodent blocks and may give small pieces of peeled apple or peeled grape to practice gnawing food.



5 weeks



2



Make rodents blocks available at all times and add other fruits and vegetables.



6 - 7 weeks



1



Rodent blocks should be the main staple of the diet as formula feeding decrease.



Weaning should be a gradual process. It is not necessary to adhere to the table as every baby is different.



TIPS ON FEEDING



1. Use cold water to mix Esbilac.



2. Warm only the amount you need to feed.



3. Mixed formula can be used for 24 hours. After that, new formula should be mixed. Keep unused formula refrigerated.



4. Keep opened can of Esbilac in the refrigerator.



5. Warm your hands by running under hot water before feeding newborns.



6. Feed the baby in an upright position, body perpendicular and chin parallel to the floor. Support the lower body with the palm of your hand and hold the head steady with your thumb and forefinger just behind the jaw. An older baby may choose his or her own position of choice.



7. Carefully control the pressure on the feeding syringe to avoid aspiration. This is when formula goes into the lungs and comes out of the nose.



8. Introduce one new solid food at a time to monitor any adverse reactions to the food.



9. Sterilize the feeding syringes by soaking in Nolvasan (from a vet or mail order) between feeding, or by placing in boiling water at the beginning of each day.



SPECIAL NOTE: If the baby refuses to drink, it must be given Lactated Ringers Solution by injection. The baby should be given the fluids under the skin, but you should learn how to do this from a vet before attempting it yourself. You will have to get the Lactated Ringers Solution from your vet anyway. If the baby is not given fluids, it will become dehydrated.



MEDICINE



AMOXICILLIN - good for upper respiratory or cat bites.



PEPTO BISMO - can be used for persistent diarrhea. The lowest dosage I have available is for a weight between 15 - 40 grams. The dosage would be .1 cc up to three times in 24 hours. Anything smaller than this, consult a vet. It may not be feasible to use on such a small baby. Once the stool becomes normal, stop giving the Pepto.



HOMEOPATHIC MEDICINES - These can be obtained from a health food store and come in tiny sugar pellets. They are based on lactose or sucrose. Select the lactose as it is easier to crush. They come in different potencies. The most common is 30c. Crush the pellet, mix with a small amount of water (just enough to dissolve the pellet), put in a dropper and administer (it tastes good!). Do not give the formula. The mouth should be clean. Try to administer at least 15 minutes before or after feeding. Try not to handle the pellets. These remedies are very safe and unlike antibiotics, once results are seen, treatment can be stopped. Here are just a few you may find useful.



1. Diarrhea - ARSENICUM ALBUM 30c between feedings.



2. Injury/Shock/Trauma - ARNICA 30c every 5 minutes for trauma, otherwise four times per day.



3. General Infant Remedy - CHAMOMILLA 30c four times per day.



4. Bloating - LYCOPODIUM 30c four times per day.

Label Instructions......?

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.



On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).



On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)



On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)



On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).



On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!



On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."(...and you thought????...)



On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)



On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)



On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)



On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."(as opposed to...what?)



On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)



On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)



On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)



I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."



On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)



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Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!



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cute



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i've seen these before



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i don't blame them after that retarded lady sued McDonalds for not having a caution hot on the coffee when she spilled it on herself this proves how lame we are and just sue for anything but i like the Swedish chainsaw personally lol



Label Instructions......%26lt;no kidding%26gt;?

that is really funny. I have heard some of these before, but not all of them. Thanks, that really made me laugh and I needed it.



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lmao



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Wow. Who'd put that on an instructions card, i mean really.



Label Instructions......%26lt;no kidding%26gt;?

I've worked in retail..and I know how stupid a lot of people can be!...."I can't find this"..I can't read this'..(won't) "I need help"..I can't ..I can't.. I can't!"" A lot of stupid people out there!!



Label Instructions......%26lt;no kidding%26gt;?

Those are funny, but that last one...ewww!



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My fav is the last one. "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." I can't believe they'd put that on a label!! lol



:-D



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That is the best one I can't stop laughing. That is great.



need to copy it.



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I love the open packet, eat nuts one. Someone must have been eating the package whole somewhere. mmm, cellophane!



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Miranda,Miranda,where are you getting these from,so OLD..

Is "aging" an illness? are we doing something wrong?

I have been thinking about this and reading a lot about aging, and would like to know your views, please kindly take your time to reply on your deep thoughts to this.



They say, as you age, you get weaker (due to certain things in the body declining) and prone to illnesses. Does this mean, aging is a type of illness?



Could it be, that aging (when i say aging, i mean declining of the human body through time) be something we can cure?



What i mean to ask is, not that we could live forever, i mean is, are we doing something wrong here, that we wrinkle up, and hair turns white and skin becomes very pale from aging?



Maybe something wrong in our nutrition? our working methods? our thinking methods? (like positive thinkiing or negative thinking) ?? since they have said we only use a very small percentage of our minds, is there something undiscovered over here?



Example: i have seen weight trainers look 25 when they are really nearing 40 or 50!



Is "aging" an illness? are we doing something wrong?

We are doing a lot of things wrong in our youth, but not believing it until we start seeing problems.



Lets seperate two things from the beginning. First, growing old and the aging process. The second thing is doing things wrong.



There is absolutely nothing wrong with the aging process. We are living longer and healthier now than ever before.



Are we doing things wrong. YES. Where do you want to start. When your mom said "eat your vegatables, and you had a fit". When you went out to get a tan. When you had your first drink. When you had your first smoke. When you had drugs. When you had unprotected sex. When you stayed out too late. When you didn't listen to your parents. When you drove too fast. When you didn't study. When you used too much make up.



Maybe you have something here. What can be done to get our youth to see the wrongs in their ways and be able to get them to change. The only thing we have done so far is to let them grow up, hoping they don't kill themselves and eventually start asking some of the questions you are asking here. Which brings us back full circle to growing up, or the aging process, or growing old.



Is "aging" an illness? are we doing something wrong?

Good environment, regular exercise, proper diet, and stress management slows man's aging process. These are the secrets of healthy people.



Is "aging" an illness? are we doing something wrong?

no... i don't think aging is an illness



it's the facts and this is how beautiful god makes this world



can you think, if everybody really takes cake of their health



and never sick of getting older don't ur think that maybe we have to pray to the god to make the second or the third or the fourth earth for human and all sorts of living and non-life things.



it will be full of living things in this world as we increase and make more and more children.as for that of course things like machine n other thing will increase to help the amount of people take keep increasing.



for the Example: i have seen weight trainers look 25 when they are really nearing 40 or 50!.............this is because the way they live their life. THE WAY OF LIFE.



Is "aging" an illness? are we doing something wrong?

You're not alone and it happens to all of us, some have different



metabolisms just like the Chinese age well, I aged well, and sure



it's the type of lifestyle you lead. Let's say a pot-head, heroin add



ict, or crack, sure they'll look older because they've been abusing



their body for so long. As for the normal of people adding some



are in the jeans from your parents or grand we just age the best



we can, have to colour my hair, use more moisturizer, etc. etc.



But the most important part of it all: You're as young as you feel!



Summer



Is "aging" an illness? are we doing something wrong?

Aging, as you well define it, the decline of the body through time (to death), is not an illness. It is simply part of the life cycle, whether it is for a 1 day mayfly or a 4,000 year Joshua tree. While our bodies continue to grow from birth on, It is only because of the limits of female physiology. For a natural birth, it helps to have incompletely knitted skull plates for ease of passage. The remaining skeletal structure takes years to complete growth, but it will stop and turn into a process of maintenance and the eventual decline.



Since we are helpless at birth and for years thereafter, a family unit, into which other children can be born, becomes the center of our life. Much of the success of our initial growing stages, physically and mentally, is determined by these early years and may hasten or slow how we decline in later years. In the best of circumstances, parents are healthy at our birth and train us in the best ways to grow in mind and body until we can fend for ourselves. We may not even have all our teeth by the time we set our path for the future!



With what we learn from family, study, and others; and what pharmaceutical wonders are discovered; and what medicine is able to cure or control, we have extended the aging process well into the 70s and beyond. We have not broken an age barrier nor defeated an "aging illness." We have artificially extended it--cheated, if you will. Picture an automobile that is treated carefully, kept lubricated, tuned, and adjusted. It may easily remain functional for 250,000 miles or more, but in time, a major part will fail and there is no replacement. It is the fate of cars and people.



I understand cells divide and reproduce on and on and on, but not brain cells.* When a brain cell dies in it's appointed time, it is not replaced. The brain is the computer of the body, and as a cell dies, it's function is diverted to other cells. Since we use perhaps only 5% of what is available to us, we never miss the loss, but shift memories and functions elsewhere. Perhaps this is the ultimate limit: we can't outlive our brain.



Much of what you say is well thought through: the external factors we can and cannot control are often the determining factors in not just the length, but the quality of this life. We do right things and wrong things to our bodies from nutrition, good and bad, to mental stimulation, good and bad.



I disagree with your idea that being prone to illness IS an illness and can be reversed. Being prone to illness means we are alive and maintaining. We may eat, drink, breathe, and ingest things that are harmful. Any healthy, living thing is prone to forces it cannot manage, and external and internal influences can do us harm we cannot stop with our natural defenses.



Yes, a lot is wrong with our nutrition (and perhaps the food itself), and the power of the mind and spirit over the body is incontrovertible, but these factors at their best cannot halt or reverse the aging process. The thread of life is so complex, a speeding cosmic ray can damage DNA causing cancer, and other mortality risks.^



Your example of good health is well taken, and by using our minds--and even more, our wills--we can very likely postpone the point at which the body cannot heal. I met an amazing gentleman in a retirement home (not a nursing facility) who looked no more than in his 60s. His eyes were clear and bright, his handshake strong, and his skin was amazingly soft and supple. His secret was swimming. He rarely missed a day at this muscle toning activity which also hydrates the skin and tissues and requires strong heart and lungs. There was no bend in his back or sag to his physique. This man was 94.



So my answer is aging is not an illness, but the end stage process following growth and maintenance.

Question about dog food please help.?

so i bought my dog (long hair chihuahua 5 years old) some dog food in those little square plastic bowls that you just peel off the top and serve. she really likes it and thats good because im trying to have her like human food again. well my question is that what is a good brand similar to that type of food but doesnt cost an arm and a leg. she eats a lot for a little dog and those things costs 80 cents each. are the big can ones just as good? suggestions please.



Question about dog food please help.?

First the reason she eats so much is because she isn't getting what she needs nutritionally from the food because it has cheap, low quality ingredients.



If she eats two of the .80 cent cans or $1.60 every meal and you could buy a can of $1.29, but she only needs one wouldn't you be saving .31 cents? So really the expensive brand would be better for her! So don't think about cost-but quality! Dogs who eat a high quality food eat less, poop less, have better skin/coat, less visits to the vet and on and on.



To find a good brand of dog food go to the link below and compare the foods.



Old school is not to feed dogs wet food, but current research shows that they many especially kidney, liver, and dogs with stones absolutely need this. So wet food isn't the problem, it is genetics, lack of dental hygiene and food quality.



Certain breeds will have problems regardless of what type of food you feed, ie Yorkies, Chihuahua, Rat Terriers.



The dog dental diets use food abnormally large so when the dog splits it with their incisors it may knock off some of the build-up. However this does nothing for the canines in front. Canines are used for ripping and tearing into food. Not something our domestic dogs do! So feeding dry, wet, or moist will do nothing for those teeth!



If you want to do the best for your dog go raw or make your own BARF diet.



Question about dog food please help.?

why on earth would you encourage a chihuahua to eat human food (or canned food for that matter)? toy breeds are genetically predisposed to having dental problems so they need to eat dry food that will help keep the tartar down on the teeth. please speak to your vet about the dog's diet asap!



Question about dog food please help.?

Canned dog food is really NOT good for dogs, and should really only be given as a supplement to a diet based on a good dry dog food. Dry dog foods have more nutrients and most canned foods are just gunk/slop all mixed together. Ask your vet to recommend a good dry dog food for her size, age, etc. But again, do not feed a diet that is solely moist/canned food. Those are also not good for her teeth.



Question about dog food please help.?

You shouldnt feed her human food, they get the poo's. I never gave our old dog soft food, I knew cats that ate soft food all the time and all their teeth fell out, and had rotten breath. I would try and feed her hard food, it is very good for their teeth, and it lasts longer. Sorry I didnt answer how you wanted I just thought I would pass on wisdom I have enquired over the last almost 28 years of life. Woah I am gettin old!!



Question about dog food please help.?

I have to agree with the others. Canned food is horrible for dogs. If you don't believe it then look at the ingredients. Do you really know what they put in there? Also it is high in sugars, preservatives, and calories.



There are a lot of good dry foods out there. I would recommend one but I have large dogs. Try Pet Smart, Pet Co etc. Try not to get a grocery store brand of food.



Question about dog food please help.?

Ok well the dog food your talkin about is exspensive....But lucky 4 you they have it in the store brand, (right beside it usually) buy that one. believe it or not probably packed by the same company....like richfood is usually starkist tuna, wonder bread etc... look at the ingredients more than not they wil be the same



Question about dog food please help.?

never feed a dog human food! how did they let you have a dog?!



dry dog food is the only good thing to feed them. it helps clean their teeth, and is good for digestion. plus, if you give them clean water to drink, then they don't need the wet food.



that dog will get fat.



Question about dog food please help.?

feed iams hard food 2-3 times a day along with 1 - 2 spoonfulls of iams or cesar dog soft foood



Question about dog food please help.?

The Veterinarian brands are great and yes they cost more but if you sit down and calculate it she will eat less. So in the long run good food is cheaper. If the feeding suggestion for her weight is 1/2 cup you can feed less they always go to the high end of the scale.



Question about dog food please help.?

All answers about can food are so true! Years back I had a maltese with rotten aching teeth and spent a fortune having to have his teeth cleaned at least once a year.



However, in addition to good quality dry food, don't forget to give him some fresh uncooked meat including bones, such as chicken wings. Dry food will not clean teeth, and is not good as the only diet. They need something fresh! My animals - both dogs and cats - have a variety of fresh meat for their main meal. The dogs get an addition of raw grated vegies, especially carrots with the meat. They only get dry food for breakfast.



If your dog is not used to chewing bones, you may have to persevere. Never leave food available all the time, they become very picky and lose appetite. Feed only when he is very hungry and asks for food. Even if you think it is meal time, but he doesn't seem interested, don't offer food. If he stops eating, remove leftovers straight away.



You will also find that feeding him raw meat is much cheaper than cans, especially if you look for specials.



Question about dog food please help.?

I would suggest either Purina dog chow dry or Pedigree. My other dog who passed away in May would only eat pedigree %26amp; my puppy now is on Purina puppy chow but when she turns a yr old then she will be getting purina dog chow. DRY is alot better for their teeth %26amp; gums as well as their digestion. I'm w/ u I don't like spending an arm %26amp; leg on dog food so I try to get good food that's resaonable!!



Question about dog food please help.?

JUST BUY DOG FOOD YOU PUT WATER IN IT. IT TURNS THE FOOD TO TASTE BETTER. THEY LOVE IT



Question about dog food please help.?

I am concerned that you want her to like human food. Not only is human food not what she needs nutritionally, it is murder on her teeth. Just give her dog food!



To answer your question - look on the label of the can you choose. It should say "Guarateed to provide the basic daily nutritional requirements" or something very similar. Also look for food that has as its first two ingredients a meat or meat by-product. In other words, cereals and grains should be further down the list.



Question about dog food please help.?

A dry food really is healthier for her. A good brand that you can get at the grocery store is IAMS. It has the best nutritional value and will help her coat to be healthy and shiny. When switching dog foods you should always mix what you are feeding now with the new food 1/2 and 1/2 for a few days to avoid upsetting her stomach. If she likes her food soft you can always put a little water over it to soften it. It also comes in small bites which is great for chihuahuas!

Why do bollywood actresses wear so much make up?

I like the natural look alot. Nearly all the bollywood actresses have the same long brown/black straight hair, lot of foundation to make them appear lighter, thick eyelashes and eyeliner. Some of them do have nice features but is so much make up necessary? Before you go on about aishwarya rai who is a boring, she looks really fake. No i dont think she is the most beautiful woman in the world so dont come out with that bull. I do think Bipasha and mahima are pretty but they too fall into the bollywood superficial trap.



I know some hollywood celebs wear alot but it aint as bad as bollywood. I seen a pic of Adriana lima without makeup, she looks human and decent and a lot prettier with make up.



Why do bollywood actresses wear so much make up?

I completely agree.



In Indian society, pretty is pretty. Natural beauty is not taken too seriously.



Why do bollywood actresses wear so much make up?

To look pretty.



Why do bollywood actresses wear so much make up?

For some reason, it don't make them look that bad.



Why do bollywood actresses wear so much make up?

It's part of the whole era. The whole idea is glitz and glam.



Why do bollywood actresses wear so much make up?

They wear a lot of make-up because no offence to them but they want to appear to be georgeous. MOST of them are not. I have seen pics of them without makeup too, and they look baggy and pale and wierd. Gross. Blah. They just want to look cool.



Why do bollywood actresses wear so much make up?

so...uh...after reading that rambling...what was the question again?!



Why do bollywood actresses wear so much make up?

Isnt it a culture thing? i have seen some of those movies too and i dont really care for make up but i enjoy the dancing and the dresses, hey! maybe thats it, the dresses are so awsome and colorfull that the faces cant be wash out and thats why they put so much make up to stand up on a dress. I dont know!



Why do bollywood actresses wear so much make up?

Actresses and actors are no more than fantasies and have to look perfect all the time, their fans depend on it...to keep the fantasy alive. If they didn't wear all the false eyelashes, and wigs and get collagen and face and tummy tucks, and botox and whatever else they need to do to make lots of money and movies...where would they be?? Unfortunately, they are seen first for their looks, not their talents.



Why do bollywood actresses wear so much make up?

They're all only make-up pretty.



Why do bollywood actresses wear so much make up?

to hide their hideous faces



Why do bollywood actresses wear so much make up?

They think it makes them pretty they are wanna bee's



Why do bollywood actresses wear so much make up?

probably the same reason hollywood actresses do.



Why do bollywood actresses wear so much make up?

Not all celebs wear a lot of makeup, but they get payed to look good, and if wearing a lot of makeup will make them look good then that's what they have to do. Plus if you had paparazzi following you everywhere, you would probably wear a lot of makeup too.



Why do bollywood actresses wear so much make up?

I think girls look pretty with a natural look...actresses always think they have to impress people...don't do that!



Why do bollywood actresses wear so much make up?

As they want to look beautifull

Do you really believe in everything the media tell you about Iran?

I think reading this in 5-7 minutes would be better than listening to the news in a lifteime.Plz don't think I'm a very old person.Just 18.A university student studying English who just cannot sit back and hope.



My question is: what percentage of what I say is acceptable to you?



This article has three parts: Culture and general info, scientifical and political, so plz read it from the top to the bottom.



Hi.I'm Iranian and I live in Iran.When I chat with people from other countries, I understand that they have totally wrong ideas about Iran.I just wrote this article to correct you.



The first thing they accuse our government of, is that they don't let you be free.Actually, Iranians would be some of the most liberal people in the world (liberal meaning not obeying laws that they don't like).Thousands of millions of strict rules in other countries, don't even exist in Iran.Also, you should understand that what may seem so normal to you, maybe a nightmare for us and vise versa.That's why you don't understand a few of Iran's laws.In Iran every single house has a sattelite. Sattelite channels have a serious influence on people,the most fashionable clothes are worn by Iranians.Maybe it's a kind of immitation, but still it's got an unique style. People wear fashionable scarves to make themselves more attractive and most part of their hair is out, also it's a part of our culture.They do whatever they wish to and some of the things they do, don't fit our culture at all, however it's normal in Iran, since people have got used to such acts and behaviours.You really need to pay a visit to Iran and you'll be surprised seeing the difference between what you imagined before and how the real Iran is! It's wonderful.The Iran you know, is related to at least 40 years ago.At present, everything's so great if you don't take unemployment into account.Even at that time Iran was not a bad country either, but many things have changed so far.



Some people think music is forbidden in Iran.Did you know that Iranian pop music has won the prize in France in 2005?Iran's full of music and they're all current pop /Trance/ DJ music.The best you've ever heard.I've put some links at the bottom of the page to some Iranian music to download.



Some people think women don't have any rights in Iran! What would you tell me if I tell you that women are now overtaking Iran? They're treated very well, most of the times they're the winners in most cases: They get into the best universities.They get the best jobs.They've got rights that have made it difficult for men to marry them, because husbands seem to be under control of women and they have to buy them expensive things and treat them very well, otherwise women will have the right to ask them a great amount of money which most husbands cannot afford. (so, they can simply sit in the corner of prison! lol).The only thing that women are not allowed to do in Iran is getting into public football stadiums and that's just because IN IRAN, such places are usually full of cheeky guys who would cheek girls.I don't think girls would go there, even if they're allowed to do so.As far as I know, not many girls in Iran are interested in football!



Another funny thing: Your footage about stoning the women who have committed adultery.Have you ever asked yourself they relate to how many years ago?Just for your information, those are from Afghanistan which was once ruled by those freaks (Taliban).I find it difficult to make you understand that Iran, Iraq and Afghanistan are SEPERATE COUNTRIES! and thet we're Persian not Arab!And I find it even more difficult to make you understand that Iran is a normal country like any other countries in the world.There's nothing mysterious about it!(The media is very good at making good scary titles: BEHIND THE CLOSED DOORS!!! IRAN UNDERCOVER!!! This would be enough to scare people away! Iranians are much more educated,sophisticated, intelligent and open-minded than what you think!!! I'm sure you don't know that there are lots and lots of Iranian geniouses and scientists that are all under 25.You don't hear about their discoveries and inventions on TV. A small example is this 17 year old boy who's invented 72 amazing inventions that the biggest scientists haven't ever managed to.You don't know that Iranian students and spotsmen are winning gold and silver medals in different compotitions in the world all the time such as robotics, biology,maths,physics,anything! Why don't your media talk about them?Did you know that the countries having the highest number of scientists in the world are in this order? 1-India 2-Korea 3-Iran



A few weeks ago Iran uncovered the most effective anti-H.I.V medicine and now it's signing treaties with other countries to export it.I digged the news on the internet, but there was no single sign of that.What I found instead? "Prez Bush CLAIMS that bomb parts are imported from Iran into Iraq!" The media have gone mad.They'd put CLAIMS on the headlines, but they would never talk about facts!Some interesting facts:



Iran is the pionier in medicine and gnetics and Iranian surgens have found lots of new methods for treating spinal defects and many other diseases (mainly the treatment for different types of cancer) and the the best brain and heart surgens are Iranian surgens.The head of Mars Mission in NASA is Iranian.The best designer of sports cars working in Germany is Iranian.Some of the best 3D animators are Iranian.One of the top 5 movie directors in the world is Iranian.(you've always heard about Spiel Berg I think!).Iran is one of the best countries in counter-engineering.Holds the second place in building dams.The 4th highest tower (Milad tower) in the world is in Tehran (which you can visit in the following links).The strongest man (the lift-weighter) is Iranian.The woman, and a song by one of the pop singers who/which won the nobel peace prize are Iranians.It's the only country that has all 4 seasons during the year AT THE SAME TIME.That means while it's winter in one part of it, it may be summer / spring in another part! And as you all know, Iranian girls are famous for being terrific.Persian rug which you all know.Persian literature again you know that is so famous.Persian culture (which is now westernised and only a little has survived!) According to statistics Tehran is the cheapest capital city in the world for foriegners with Dollars of course not for us! (Cos our rate is different) Who do you think is building Dubi?Arabs?No my friends, Iranian architectures, engineers and traders funding them, cos they don't think building the same things in Iran would be beneficial for them, Since the media scare tourists away from Iran.There are many other things.It's endless.



Some charactristics of Iranians would be: Proud, greedy, hard-working, intelligent, ambitious, not realistic, not so religious, not so generous, not punctual, impatient, well-dressed, formal, well-educated, warm and friendly and hospitable.



Some people think, Iran's a desert! Iran's a modern country with very beautiful nature and lots of historical places to visit.Please take a look at the following links and see if Iran looks like what you think or not! (Surely it doesn't!)



This is a photo of Tehran: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tehran



If you like you can visit these too, hope you like them:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Hills...



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Jhcfj...



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Dariu...



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Kish-...



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Dariu...



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran



It's now 2007 and people still think we are uneducated people living in deserts, riding camels and carrying around guns!!!!



See how the media are fooling people? None of the things you hear on the media about Iran are true.If you think I've been admiring Iran too much, that's because you'd do the same thing if you were looked down nearly everyday for some false reasons.



I thought it's better to clarify some political matters as well:



Some of the Americans I chatted with (not all of them), said here in the U.S it's said that president Ahmadinejad hates the U.S and Israel and wants to nuke them!! This is so odd, their media is good at putting comments.It's easy to show a video or an image of our president or leader on the T.V screen or on the internet and say he says this, he says that.....I really don't get the point why our politicians defame themselves by talking about the things that have got nothing to do with us.Does verbal defence of Palestinians cause them to have a better life?The thing is that they occasionally make some statements that the media would misuse it agaisnt Iran. like picking up some specific sensitive phrases from among a long speech (without reffering to the main points and reasons for that speech) and putting so many bad comments on that.No sane person would take it serious, cos everyone would have known by now that 99.99% of what the media say turns out to be wrong and the same percent of what they predict would happen, never happens!



First of all, Iranians don't hate anyone.If our government complains about some injustice going on in the world, it's not bad.Is it? We don't hate Jews, nor do we hate Americans.They're both nice people.If they're media are fooling them, it's not their fault.If I were in their shoes, I would hate Iran too regarding all the terrible lies they keep hearing about it nearly everyday.Although ordinary Iranians don't care about world affairs, I've got to say that for us Israel is not equal with Jews! Israel is a govt, Jews are faithful people! A few of them live here in our neighbourhood and they live just like the rest of the Iranians.No difference.And two of Iranians parliment members are Jews. Who says we want to force the others to convert to Islam?Have you ever found a Muslem knocking at your door asking you to do so?That's so funny. Christians and Jews are both God believers and respectful to us.I wonder why the media like putting words in our mouth and raising hatred.In Iran, religion would be the least important thing, it means that where you come from and what you're religion is, are not important to us at all.And I wonder why some Muslem countries think there's a problem between Shiites and Sunnies, it doesn't make sense in Iran.



I wonder Iran is a threat to whom? How is it possible for Iran to nuke somewhere while it doesn't have any nukes?!!!(The media have never been intelligent liars).Has Iran ever attacked anywhere?There's no proof of that.That's what even nuclear agency says.Only Iran's oppositions are pulling Iran's leg.What we're doing is legal.What they ask us to do (ignoring our international rights) is illegal and nonsense.



Some say he said: Israel should be wiped off the map! But have they told you the rest of his speech and that why he's said this at all? If you know a little literature, you know that it's a passive sentence.He's never said that IRAN wants to wipe Israel off the map! And he wasn't talking about destroying Israel.He was talking about relocating Israel, so that they could live seperate from Palestinians and they could both live in peace.They've only told you this phrase not the rest of it and it's mistranslated deliberitely.Iran's always defended itself, but it's not an offensive country.While most countries have nukes and are clearly threatening Iran to nuke us! Good isn't it?



Some say he's said: Holocaust is a myth! again this is a single phrase from among a long speech and there are totally logical reasons for saying so.If 6000000 Jews were killed, that's so terrible, but those 300000 Shiite Moslems killed by Saddam aren't important at all! Over 650000 Iraqi people are killed and it's not important! When Fox News simply says: America and Israel are capable of destroying and killing all Iran's 690000000 population, it's OK and no one says they're threatening other countries to nuke them (I saw this with my own eyes on the Fox News web-site) Millions of people killed in Afghanistan, Hiroshima %26amp; Nakazaki and vietnam war are not considered human beings at all! Now I think you'd get the point why he's IRONICALLY said it's a mith.Moreover, don't you believe in freedom of speech/mind? I know Americans don't like these either, but what can they do?I hope someday the media would end all this instead of playing a negative role in the world.



Thanks for reading this article up to this point.Now, here's a beautiful gift for all those who have listened to me: Some great Iranian music.



All the links are from our two official music websites. I've also put a link for you to read the translations.Iranian music is a different and the best sort of pop music.If you like you can just right click on them and choose "save target as" to download.I do recommend you to try Iranian music.You'd love it.You can read the translations in here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...



(I just want you: pop%26amp;Trance 2003) http://download.bia2music.com/Music/Iran...



(The window: pop%26amp;Trance: 2005) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Pe...



(Stop world:pop 2006) http://www.sarzaminmusic.com/Sarzaminmus...



(Hold my hand:pop 2007) http://www.sarzaminmp3.com/Sarzaminmusic...



(The wind's kiss:pop%26amp;Trance 2005) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Pe...



(Keep me in your memory:pop 2005) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Pe...



(Reveal your visage:pop 2004) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Pe...



(It's beautiful:pop 2007) http://www.sarzaminmp3.com/Sarzaminmusic...



(My bride: DJ 2006) http://www.sarzaminmusic.com/Sarzaminmus...



Do you really believe in everything the media tell you about Iran?

Iran has been invaded, partitioned, and colonized by the West for over 150 years.



The Brits, the French, the Russians, and the US have all meddled in Iranian affairs, mostly to get at the oil. In 1953 the US and Britain overthrew a DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED GOVERNMENT and re-installed a tyrant king, the Shah, who promised to keep the cheap oil flowing.



To help the Shah keep the people down the CIA gave him his own goon squad, the israeli trained SAVAK, who arrested, tortured, and murdered uncounted Iranians. And people can't understand the Iranian Revolution?



In more recent years, zionist neo-conmen such as Wolfowitz, Perl, Feith, Kristol, Libbey, Frum, and others have used their disproportionate influence in Washington to convince our National Knuckleheads that Iraq and Iran have to be destroyed to "fight terrorism". Scuzzy oil baron neo-conmen such as Cheney and Dubba-yew see all that oil and the zionists see "greater israel".



Iran is doing nothing illegal with its nuclear program. On the other hand, israel built over three hundred nukes, with US "aid" money and continues to lie about it. Who's the bigger threat to the region?



The Western media, which is owned and operated disproportionately by zionists, uses its influence to pound the anti-Iranian propaganda drum at every turn. Why not? They have everything to gain and nothing to lose. It's not their kids who have to go over there to be maimed and killed, right?



Onward Christian Soldiers...



Do you really believe in everything the media tell you about Iran?

oh give me a break here , your government can't be trusted at all , you know damn well that it is Iran who is supporting insurgents in Iraq , and your president is a nut case . just a matter of time before we deal with your country



Do you really believe in everything the media tell you about Iran?

This is just my opinion,but I don't believe anything the media puts out,they hype it up for ratings or for propaganda.You make a good case for Iran,if there were more people like yourself the world might be a safer place.



Do you really believe in everything the media tell you about Iran?

Hmmmm....Point to be noted. This is the other side of the matter. Then again, how much to believe this? Not that I believe the other side, too.



I think its always seeing is believing.



Do you really believe in everything the media tell you about Iran?

I agree with naseldrip: You can't trust what the Media says, and you made a good case for Iran.



And I liked the pictures from wikipedia that you included. Very nice scenery.



Do you really believe in everything the media tell you about Iran?

Brilliant post mate. Absolutely brilliant. Especially the bit about the comments regarding Israel and the US. I have a couple of Iranian friends here in Hamburg who have assured me that the comments made about Israel were completely misquoted and mistranslated.



The US Bush brigade simply can't face up to the fact that pretty much all that is said in that post is true. The Persians and Arabians pretty much rule technology, mathematics and science. They have superb doctors and researchers and as is pointed out, this simply never gets media attention. Iran is part of the Middle East, an area more rich in culture and learning than than the US will ever be. When Europe was going through the dark ages the Middle East was breaking new ground in scientific development.



Once again, top post. I am not Iranian or from the Middle East but I feel the treatment of these Middle Eastern countries by the west is shameful.